how do i get rid a bruise?

Issue
just a discoloration not swollen, ive tried RUBBIN rully hord and ice

Best Tip

Don't rub. You'll make the bruise worse. Put ice on first to make sure the bleeding stops. Then use a wet used tea bag to place on the bruise. (I learned the teabag trick from a doctor I work with). Make sure the tea bag is not hot. You don't want a burn either.

Others
be patient. if that doesnt work, apply some skeet on it,
DO NOT RUB IT

A bruise is bleeding under the skin. Rubbing will spread the blood and possibly rupture it again.

Pineapple juice works. Drink a lot of it.
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try applying a tea bag on the bruise. This can be done when you are asleep.
The only thing I have ever heard of is vinegar and brown paper bag. Now this is an old remedy and I have never used it so. Good luck.
Ice usually helps if you do it right after the trauma happens, if not try to cover it with make up.