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well, my penis fell off today (its only 2 inches). when i tried to stretch it by gluing it to a wall and running backwards. WHAT DO I DO? its bleeding everywhere and i dont want to go to the doctor.

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Your a chick now!

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its ok, just call a plastic surgeon and tell them you wanna be a girl now.
You need a Psychiatrist
Man that sucks. I bet that hurt. Welcome to womanhood.
Yay! (Everybody's popping champagne bottles now)
grow a new one. I heard lizards can grow back their tails. Or you could glue your old one back on. Its all good.
you could try getting a life...but thanks for the 2 points
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