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2 weeks ago I did #2 and pushed way too hard now I black out and forget things, and fungus oozes out of my ear |
Issue 2 weeks ago I did #2 and pushed way too hard now I black out and forget things, and fungus oozes out of my ear Best Tip this is your spirit guide. you are going to infect 2/3rds of the world's population with this new disease. you are responsible for the death of millions because of pushing too hard while shitting. Others Block your ears and takea deep breath. The fungus will suck back in. Next never leave te toilet seat up after using it. It will infect ALL others who use it. Use at least 12 thicknesses of toilet paper and wash hands in boiled milk after using toilet. Get a good anti virus program fr your computer to prevent it getting infected. There is a morality tale here about the effects of pushing too hard. You must NEVER do this, as it is the cause of the blackouts and amnesia. As for the fungus oozing out your ear... If it comes from the left ear, that is a sign of demonic possession and you should see a priest. If it comes out the right ear, it is a sign of mad cow disease and you should see a vet. If it comes out of both ears, you're going to be looking pretty ugly, and should place a brown paper bag over your head, and destroy all mirrors. Hope this helps! You could of course be as mad as a sack of frogs...in which case find a good shrink...that's what I did when I last pushed out a #2 too hard. You should get an appointment with a doctor and tell him what is happening to you OMG! Call the ambulance! LOL! |
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