*Health issues>>>Men's Health issues

how long is my penis?

Issue
no, really, i cant find it. im 400 lbs and i cant see past the nacho on top of my left breast

Best Tip

roll in flour and then have someone find the "unsugared" part and measure it. you slob.

Others
LOL, i just threw up in my mouth a little.

.......................... so grose.. lol
It's a foot long, but wasted on you. God's humor.
I would imagine that it has turned into a vagina.
lol.... have someone to measure it for you...