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Where the hell are my keys!?

Issue
Where the hell are my keys!?

Best Tip

Behind the sofa.

Others
check your car
Your car keys are exactly where you left them. You need to retrace your steps -- go backwards from where you are now. Unless you have an animal in your house that likes to pick up objects and hide them. Then you are screwed.
Where is the first place you went to when you came in your house. Odds are there is where you left your keys. You might have put something on top of them like a magazine...my keys were behind the roll of paper towels on the kitchen counter...LOL I feel yer pain bud!
It's a metaphysical thing.
Your helpers on the other side are letting you know they are
around.
After you look and can't find them damn keys.
You'll see them right there in plain site?
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What if I said I have them. lol! Well if you had them you could come over to my place and eat lemon cake with me. lol! Just joking around. I'm sorry if you really did lose your keys. I hope you find them soon. Take care! Hugs! Von